bella_spb | Adam Lennard

Из нового, которое давно забытое старое:

Лучшие цитаты товарища Adam Lennard, который разговаривает во сне и произносит удивительные вещи.
Мне кажется, это стоит того, чтобы быть иногда процитированным..

оригинальный блог (English), в котором еще немало интересного, здесь .
Моя выборка:
"Smell my hands. They smell of bacon. Go on, smell. It's okay, it's kosher. Mmmm, bacon hands."
"(in hushed tone of Olympics commentator) A tense moment at the farmyard roller disco competition... Everyone's waiting for chicken to get her skates on... Will she perform, or will she chicken out?"
"I've written your epitaph. Yup. I did it early. You wanna read it? 'Here you are, lying dead. Ha ha ha ha ha'."
"Who put the broccoli with the papaya?! Don't EVER put the broccoli with the papaya. The papaya needs no friends. Leave the broccoli out of it."
"Oh, it's time I got a tail. Yeah, a real strong one. No, not for climbing, so I can wrap it around your neck and squeeze the living shit out of you. Maybe then I'll go climbing."
"I love you. No, sorry, I missed some words out. I love it when the world shits on you. Yeah. That's the full sentence."
"You've got ping pong all wrong. You pong instead of ping. Stop ponging. Don't pong. Don't poooong!"
"God, I can read your mind. I see blank pages, more blank pages— oh, cute kitty! Oh, lovely little kitty— more blank pages... God, you're so vacant."
"Don't judge me by the friends I keep. No, no, no. Judge me by the enemies I have slain!"
"Sure you can have my phone number. It's like having a direct line to God. But better. Because I answer."
"Being horizontal is a state of mind, not just necessary."

И почему у меня, когда я читаю подобное, четкие ассоциации с